Conan O’Brien’s 2011 Dartmouth College Commencement Address

Well good!

Wooing the peacock

A peacock came to the farm last autumn after it disgraced itself by loosing a peacock battle. Since then he has lurked around the farm and grown new plumage. 

He’s now totally randy and looking for a peahen but there are none. So instead he hangs around the cars staring at his own reflection.

I recently discovered that he responds to the car horns too.

BADASS!

Mom, it’s gonna be a long ride to Grandma’s, and while we have some time alone together, I think it’d be good for us to talk about some things. I’m getting older, and I’m not always gonna be around the house to explain stuff to you. I know you have a lot of questions, and I want us to be open with each other. So, I think it’s time you learned where blogs and tweets come from…

Read on via @McSweenys 

What an awesome tumblr — Kim Jong-Il looking at things

Dramatic Eagle (via Scopaesthesia)

I love dramatic internetz animals

Wayne & Garth on Google Maps. Badass.

via 9eyes tumblr

Rant — the guy could at least link to where the screenshots come from on Google, that would be way more fun.

Haha so good!

Human Hay Bale.

This is so good, though I don’t see why he had to be naked.

(via Devour)

I LOVE JEDI BEAR!

teaim:

Mash up of Inception trailer and Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure. This just made my day. Thank you CollegeHumor.com! 

This is SO good.